The New Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt have as many gods as thou may desire. 
2. Thou shalt make unto thee many graven images.
3. Thou shalt take the name of Jesus in vain.
4. Remember Ramadan to keep it holy.
5. Ignore thy father and thy mother.
6. Thou shalt not kill whales or spotted owls; the unborn and elderly art disposable.
7. Thou shalt commit adultery if both significant others give consent—or not!
8. Thou shalt steal from those who have enough already.
9. Thou shalt bear false witness if thou art a news anchor.
10. Thou shalt covet whatever anyone else has if thou hast a need or a want.

Comments

[David Morehead]

Sad, but true!