Bible Verses – RSV (Revised Senior Version)
(A work in progress as the Lord leads).
Look up, lift up your heads (slowly), for your redemption draweth nigh. Luke 21:28
He that hath an ear (with adjustable hearing aids), let him hear. Revelation 2:7
Man shall not live by bread (or carrot juice, folates or vitamin B complex additves) alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Luke 4:4
After having done all to (painfully) stand, stand therefore, (try two minutes the first time, then increase the time until you can stand by yourself for five full minutes). Ephesians 6:13-14
O come, let us worship and bow down (you should be able to do this after some therapy): let us kneel—careful with those knee replacements—before the LORD our maker. Psalm 95:6
And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat (and lay off the sodium, trans fats and hydrogenated oils.) Acts 10:13
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is (without special lighting, progressive lenses or cataract surgery). 1 John 3:2
Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat (without my dentures)? Matthew 6:31 (KJV)
And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day (no translation necessary). 2 Chronicles 21:15
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